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blibblobblib:

Breakfast around the world

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xxcreatureofthekaneanitesxx:

SHARKNADO 2 MAKES ME SO HAPPY

LOOKIT HOW FKIN STUPID THIS LOOKS

LOOK AT HOW SERIOUSLY THAT LADY TAKES HER JOB

BLESS

xxcreatureofthekaneanitesxx:

SHARKNADO 2 MAKES ME SO HAPPY

LOOKIT HOW FKIN STUPID THIS LOOKS

LOOK AT HOW SERIOUSLY THAT LADY TAKES HER JOB

BLESS

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clannyphantom:

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

ive never had a boner isnt that weird

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ive had a lot of really shitty posts circulating this horrible website but this is by far my worst

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this-teenage-girls-blog:

Let’s just talk about Wednesday’s perfect “not giving a fuck” attitude because it’s marvelous.

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thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

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perchu:

imdasquib:

perchu:

im gonna get a cat what should i name it

Moreos.

good one. thats a good joke . very good. very clever and creative also Really good thank you !

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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

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hi:

NEW UNDERWEAR IS HONESTLY THE BEST THING EVER AND IT JUST MAKES ME SO HAPPY IDK

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kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

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bigeisamazing:

*at Starbucks*

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*sees classmate boyfriend out kissing on some other woman*

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*would say something but I remember she didn’t let me copy her notes*

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"that’s clearly not any of my business"

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dannerzz:

my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death

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It's just me. I'm not expecting you to like it.